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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2014, 10:25:49 AM »
What a fu%king idiot.
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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2014, 10:26:48 AM »
Also breifly heard on the news the relatives went to a grocery store.  ::)


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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2014, 12:48:53 AM »
It's scarey to consider how many walking time bombs there are across the country right now...thousands...maybe more?

How much of this stuff has come across the southern border a while back. And how much is coming through right now since our attention has been diverted away from the border with Mexico?

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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2014, 01:00:55 AM »
I preemptively called in sick for the entirety of next week. Wicked case of conjunctivitis and meningitis with a flaring gonorrhea. And the Jewish holiday of Rosh Hashanah is approaching. OK, I'm probably not Jewish, and Rosh Hashanah is probably not approaching, but I'm counting on my superiors not knowing that.

 
Six degrees of separation:
Dude gets bleeding-sphincter verifiable case of ebola.
Dude goes to grocery store.
Dude infects three customers.
One customer flies home to NC after business trip.
Customer infects two sons.
Son infects unwitting Blicero.
Blicero coughing up lungs.
Blicero dead.

I'll be holed up in the chateau. Coughing up lungs and bleeding out my ass doesn't seem too appealing to me. Call me if you need me! I'll be celebrating Rosh Hashanah in style.


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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2014, 01:53:27 PM »
I read that link on the patent of ebola, Has anyone started to search the names of the people and company that were listed on the patent?  We all know how the media "spins" crap, those names could be the ones who isolated the virus--not created it. Point in fact, my step brother was a bacteriologist for the state of Kansas and discovered 2 strains of salmonella when testing samples from the health department  so there are two strains of it  named salmonella sedgewick and salmonella Wichita he named and got credit for ( didn't think of naming them after himself). And a third strain was discovered by one off his assistants, he had to go out to California and testify for a lawsuit against Pay Day candy bars, the strain was found in the dry milk solids used in making the candy bars and now there are precautions to prevent it from happening again.  So a look at the names and exactly what was discovered would be wise--with that information out there so easy to find--how come they haven't made the news--me thinks the media is full of  fart1 fart1--they could be liable for a lot of deaths  :o
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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2014, 02:19:02 PM »
I preemptively called in sick for the entirety of next week. Wicked case of conjunctivitis and meningitis with a flaring gonorrhea. And the Jewish holiday of Rosh Hashanah is approaching. OK, I'm probably not Jewish, and Rosh Hashanah is probably not approaching, but I'm counting on my superiors not knowing that.

 
Six degrees of separation:
Dude gets bleeding-sphincter verifiable case of ebola.
Dude goes to grocery store.
Dude infects three customers.
One customer flies home to NC after business trip.
Customer infects two sons.
Son infects unwitting Blicero.
Blicero coughing up lungs.
Blicero dead.

I'll be holed up in the chateau. Coughing up lungs and bleeding out my ass doesn't seem too appealing to me. Call me if you need me! I'll be celebrating Rosh Hashanah in style.

Just tell them you have anal glaucoma, and cant see your azz coming to work in till it's rectumfied. rofl2 rofl2


It's scarey to consider how many walking time bombs there are across the country right now...thousands...maybe more?

How much of this stuff has come across the southern border a while back. And how much is coming through right now since our attention has been diverted away from the border with Mexico?

It's not hard to do for say a terrorist, send in a crew, each with a sealed dish or a contraption containing this virus, they can pass through the customs and security guards symptom free and no one suspects or knows any different. Then, they get the call to strike, they open the sealed container with the virus strain, inject it, eat it, snort it, what ever and wait. Then they start dispersing it in public areas once the virus is good and going and before external symptoms really start to show.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse......

Leave the gun take the cannoli.

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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2014, 02:23:39 PM »
Yep...we are in deep doo doo I fear.

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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2014, 05:41:41 PM »
 sick1 sick1  What I really want to know is why those other people that had it were ever brought here to the USA ??  what ever happened to the naval hospital ships--they could have treated it and not ever brought it here.  As for that asswipe in Texas--he died--saved us a lot of money in court trials and lawyers-- clap1 clap1
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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2014, 05:51:49 PM »
sick1 sick1  What I really want to know is why those other people that had it were ever brought here to the USA ??  what ever happened to the naval hospital ships--they could have treated it and not ever brought it here.  As for that asswipe in Texas--he died--saved us a lot of money in court trials and lawyers-- clap1 clap1

Crazy, his family will probably sue the state of Texas and get a gazillion, million bucks.
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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2014, 05:58:59 PM »
Heck yeah, you know they will. All they have to do is file the papers and "the check's in the mail".

What about any that might have been turned away or quarantined? They will probably sue also!

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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2014, 08:48:37 PM »
Well, at least he din' do nuffin'.

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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2014, 08:53:03 PM »
If it is the end, why, why can't it be something cool, like say an asteroid thumb1  Why some bleed out your butt with black anal seepage, coughing up vital organs, weiners and vaginias falling off nasty virus.
Suffering for 3 weeks while being lied to, being told.,oh we can save you. BS, you morons can't cure the common cold, how the hell are ya going to cure this. I mean what a way to go, false hope, empty promises, and then poof, they torch ya.

I opt for option b, asteroid, something cool, I can watch and see. You know sit on the front porch in a lawn chair, surrounded by beer bottles, smoking cigarettes, looking at pornomags in you under ware. Not caring cause the universe is going to solve all the issues on this crappy little rock, cure all the disease and cure the common cold, even fix the issue with ISIS, all in one big flash. I just hope I don't spill my beer. :o  bat1 chuckles1
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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2014, 09:26:51 PM »
If it is the end, why, why can't it be something cool, like say an asteroid thumb1  Why some bleed out your butt with black anal seepage, coughing up vital organs, weiners and vaginias falling off nasty virus.
Suffering for 3 weeks while being lied to, being told.,oh we can save you. BS, you morons can't cure the common cold, how the hell are ya going to cure this. I mean what a way to go, false hope, empty promises, and then poof, they torch ya.

I opt for option b, asteroid, something cool, I can watch and see. You know sit on the front porch in a lawn chair, surrounded by beer bottles, smoking cigarettes, looking at pornomags in you under ware. Not caring cause the universe is going to solve all the issues on this crappy little rock, cure all the disease and cure the common cold, even fix the issue with ISIS, all in one big flash. I just hope I don't spill my beer. :o  bat1 chuckles1

Hey..um Greasemonkey...I really hate to ask but if you get hit by an asteroid...well...I'd love to have that BEAUTIFUL Brazilian M1908/34!!

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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2014, 10:08:24 PM »
Illegal alien woman from Liberia (Where this began) caught near me (about 25 minutes from my home) in Kenosha, WI. Kenosha county jail called the CDC and quaranteened her until transporting her to Chicago where they could quaranteen her correctly.

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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2014, 10:29:23 PM »
Worm there is no telling how much of this is going on all over the country. I guess there is no word on where all she has been?

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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2014, 10:38:14 PM »
Easy containment measures, take a little Uranium 235, add a little fusion, instant cure! thumb1 virus go poof, terrorist go poof, rock chuckers go poof fart1 all middle eastern problems solved thumb1

Danny, if I take an asteroid.right next to a hemiroid, your more than welcome to.the Brazilian, rest of ya, don't even ask!!  Y'all is wrote outta the will.
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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2014, 10:53:01 PM »
Easy containment measures, take a little Uranium 235, add a little fusion, instant cure! thumb1 virus go poof, terrorist go poof, rock chuckers go poof fart1 all middle eastern problems solved thumb1

Danny, if I take an asteroid.right next to a hemiroid, your more than welcome to.the Brazilian, rest of ya, don't even ask!!  Y'all is wrote outta the will.


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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2014, 11:08:49 PM »
I'm just sayin, what they are doing ain't working, like quarantine, and so on. They knew years ago this nasty azz bug existed, they had years to cure it or eradicate it, but no, we gotta pay money to study how cattle farts cause the greenhouse effect, we gotta foot the bill for 30,000 dollar toilet seats, pay some unnamable rather useless.fellow.to play golf.   And here this nasty bug is knocking on the door,.ax in hand, here's Johnny. 

But I bet 2 dollars to a dounut if some high ranking official  bat1 popped positive, there would be a cure real quick. Oh, look what we found!! He's cured!! Amen, go tellen on the mountain....we all saved.
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Re: And here wE bola' folks..
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2014, 12:44:31 AM »
I think this was engineered, wasn't it? I heard or read somewhere this crap is man-made.