The Bubba Man

[montigre]

This may have already made the rounds, but I found it today on a local website--whomever is the original author should receive a medal.....

"Who can take a rifle ...
Pull off all the wood ...
Put it into plastic,
Make it like it's from the 'hood?

The Bubba man ...

The Bubba man can!

The Bubba man can,
'Cuz he changes all the parts,
And screws it up real good!

Who can chop a barrel ...
Bolt on Walmart sights ...
Pretend that it's tactical,
And great for firefights?

The Bubba man ...

The Bubba man can!

The Bubba man can,
'Cuz he doesn't give a damn,
'Bout what that gun's withstood.

The Bubba man fakes,
Mags and muzzle brakes,
Tripods, stocks, and then he wishes,
He could shoot guys just like fishes,
Tryin' to hide the fact--he swishes!

Who can take Pop's old gun ...
Make it look real kewl ...
Thinks that he's a genius,
But he's really just a fool?

The Bubba man ...

The Bubba man can!

The Bubba man can,
'Cuz he'd rather do that than,
Just keep it all old-school!"

[armedhippie]

That's good stuff right there 

[Loose}{Cannon]

lol...

SO!!!       

[Dannyboy53]

That's just cooler than a Popsicle!   

[mike16]

too  funny.

maybe every gunshop should have that posted as a plaque above the rack of used guns.

they  got warnings about unloading guns befor entering.

guns lives matter