Hello? Can I come in?

[Murray]

My name Jose Jimenez, my number is BR549, coordinates are Lat: 33* 27' 26" N Lon: 98* 01' 03" W, have 10,411 SKSs, (found one in a desk) can shoot dimes out of the air with a Ma Duece, won't soil the carpet, capable of sharing bad advice at the drop of a hat, will work for ammo, like Fajita Nachos with Jalapenos, can make a spoon stick to my nose while whistling Dixie, have a wife that is a better shot than me, and will promise to never say anything bad about the site owner.

So......can I come in and join the conversation?   

[Loose}{Cannon]

 

You crazy.       

Come on in Ben!

[Greatguns]

Haha, you're hilarious Murray. Love it.

EDIT: I thought you were Enigo Montoya

[running-man]

and will promise to never say anything bad about the site owner.

So......can I come in and join the conversation?   

I was believing you up until that line above Ben!


Great to have you here!!

[Phosphorus32]

You have my vote for funniest intro post   

Welcome from Washington! Glad to have you here!

[Adam7]

Welcome aboard Ben.  Glad you found your way over.

[Dannyboy53]

How can a man so eloquent be denied entry...WELCOME Sir!
(We already had our boots on  )

[Justin Hell]

 

A warm welcome from chilly Montana....

Thanks for the laugh, it almost made the goosebumps go away. 

[Worm]

Welcome from Wisco

[jd?]

Just great - another freakin comedian.   Have ya got any other skills to recommend ya?

Welcome Mr. Murray.  jd

[armedhippie]

  Welcome man, Glad to see ya here.

You'll fit right in with this bunch. 

[Murray]

Thanks guys!!! Glad to be here. Just hope none of you are like my cousin that when he belly laughs, it cuts off his oxygen supply and he passes out.    First time it happened to him was at a Blackjack table in OK. Sure got their attention.

For most posts, you won't need boots, but you can never be too careful. And with no "Jokes/Humor" section, I'll try to keep it to a minimum. 

[jackpine]

"won't soil the carpet" I think we'll need some proof on that one