Greetings from Dallas!

[Kryntik]

Hey guys, Jacob here. Not too fond of introductions so I'll make it short and sweet with a couple bullet points.
-Firearm count is higher than my IQ.
-Dating a vegan... Kind of makes the whole "hunt, kill and eat everything that moves" mantra I've lived by a little awkward at times.
-Play guitar in a Mariachi band called Hispanic at the Disco (bonus points if you catch the reference).
-From the Dallas area but the only thing I despise more than the Cowboys is off brand Oreos.
-Lastly, I am an avid Mauser collector and am looking to broaden my collection to encompass the SKS style rifle.

[Loose}{Cannon]

Nice...   welcome aboard!

[Dannyboy53]

Welcome Kryntik, you've come to the right place!

[SKhiSm 59-66A1]

Welcome aboard ! I haven't laughed that hard at a band name since The Atomic Farmboys

[jackpine]

off brand oreos make good targets

[running-man]

Greetings from NM!  You'll fit right in here I think...

[Kryntik]

I'm already liking it here.

If you thought Hispanic at the Disco was funny, just wait. I get worse.

Off brand Oreos are quite literally the bane of my existence (if you don't count my ex) and are the only thing's that have ever come close to killing me. It's a long story best left for another time.

NM, eh? I went there a couple months ago. Didn't have cell service once. 3/10 would not go back without AT&T. Pretty place, though.

[running-man]

NM, eh? I went there a couple months ago. Didn't have cell service once. 3/10 would not go back without AT&T. Pretty place, though.

3/10 is higher than most people might rate it.  We try to make it look like a third world county to keep all the Texans out! 

j/k man. 

Different places for different people.  I love the heat, can't stand the humidity so it works just fine for us.  (Arizona is nice too, but they keep it hot to keep all the Californians out!  )

[Kryntik]

NM, eh? I went there a couple months ago. Didn't have cell service once. 3/10 would not go back without AT&T. Pretty place, though.

3/10 is higher than most people might rate it.  We try to make it look like a third world county to keep all the Texans out! 

j/k man. 

Different places for different people.  I love the heat, can't stand the humidity so it works just fine for us.  (Arizona is nice too, but they keep it hot to keep all the Californians out!  )

I just recognized who you are! You helped me out with my want to bastardize a Norinco by putting a Tula stock on it. It went well, by the way.

Arizona's nice but nothing beats West Texas or Southern Wisconsin imo.

[MATAZOMBIE]

Welcome from SoCal.  God Bless!! 

[1mlt]

Well, you can still "hunt & eat" the vegan!! You don't HAVE to kill her first. Look at it as 'satisfaction' for both of you. Not sure which of you will be the happiest though.

Oh yeah, welcome from Houston.

Marcus

[Kryntik]

Well, you can still "hunt & eat" the vegan!! You don't HAVE to kill her first. Look at it as 'satisfaction' for both of you. Not sure which of you will the happiest though.

Oh yeah, welcome from Houston.

Marcus

I like your style, Marcus. Glad to see some fellow Texas on this board.

[Blicero]

Yo. Sell me Mausers.

[Blicero]

I should clarify. I don't want any of those pea shooting wussy Swedes. I don't even let new shooters shoot 22 until they've gotten comfortable with 6.5. Nor do I want whatever carbine some Peruvian gaucho used to gunbreak his caballo. I want the ones with the flying chickens on them BAGAWK! Whatcha got for me?

[Kryntik]

I should clarify. I don't want any of those pea shooting wussy Swedes. I don't even let new shooters shoot 22 until they've gotten comfortable with 6.5. Nor do I want whatever carbine some Peruvian gaucho used to gunbreak his caballo. I want the ones with the flying chickens on them BAGAWK! Whatcha got for me?

Whoa now. Don't be hating on the non-German Mausers. One of my best shooters is a 24/47. That being said, I've got my 24/47, five K98s of various origins (two with the flying chickens), a ZF-41 (shot twice, didn't care for it), 2 M48s and most recently the aforementioned Vegan got me a Broomhandle.

[Phosphorus32]

I should clarify. I don't want any of those pea shooting wussy Swedes. I don't even let new shooters shoot 22 until they've gotten comfortable with 6.5. Nor do I want whatever carbine some Peruvian gaucho used to gunbreak his caballo. I want the ones with the flying chickens on them BAGAWK! Whatcha got for me?

Whoa now. Don't be hating on the non-German Mausers. One of my best shooters is a 24/47. That being said, I've got my 24/47, five K98s of various origins (two with the flying chickens), a ZF-41 (shot twice, didn't care for it), 2 M48s and most recently the aforementioned Vegan got me a Broomhandle.

He's just disrespecting the Swedes to see if Sheepdog and I are awake      

In reality, they're the finest shooting Mausers ever made 

Welcome Jason!  I was born in Dallas but couldn't stand the humidity and got my parents to move back to Minnesota when I was 35 (months old) 

[Blicero]

Never you mind our ministers of Swede propaganda.

Well, hell, come to think of it, I'll trade you guys Swedes for Germans. Let's talk turkey chickens!



I'm feeling belligerent. I'll quit.

Of course I know what your band is referencing. In Nice Dreams Cheech goes clubbing. He was the Hispanic at the disco. You can't slip a pop culture reference past me.

Welcome aboard. Post some pics of your guns!

[Kryntik]

Never you mind our ministers of Swede propaganda.

Well, hell, come to think of it, I'll trade you guys Swedes for Germans. Let's talk turkey chickens!



I'm feeling belligerent. I'll quit.

Of course I know what your band is referencing. In Nice Dreams Cheech goes clubbing. He was the Hispanic at the disco. You can't slip a pop culture reference past me.

Welcome aboard. Post some pics of your guns!

Alright, you win, you're my new favorite. I'm away from home and my Mausers for the next three weeks but I'll try to remember when I finally make it back to the Lone Star State. Should have hit me up yesterday before I left.

[Adam7]

Never you mind our ministers of Swede propaganda.

Well, hell, come to think of it, I'll trade you guys Swedes for Germans. Let's talk turkey chickens!



I'm feeling belligerent. I'll quit.

Of course I know what your band is referencing. In Nice Dreams Cheech goes clubbing. He was the Hispanic at the disco. You can't slip a pop culture reference past me.

Welcome aboard. Post some pics of your guns!

I was honking reference was to the band 'panic at the disco'

[Kryntik]

Never you mind our ministers of Swede propaganda.

Well, hell, come to think of it, I'll trade you guys Swedes for Germans. Let's talk turkey chickens!



I'm feeling belligerent. I'll quit.

Of course I know what your band is referencing. In Nice Dreams Cheech goes clubbing. He was the Hispanic at the disco. You can't slip a pop culture reference past me.

Welcome aboard. Post some pics of your guns!

I was honking reference was to the band 'panic at the disco'

It was both. It's also a reference to Ray from Rooster Teeth.