A Humble Howdy From Eastern Oregon

[jd?]

Good morning Dudes!  I didn't see it in the rules, but do I have to bring a case of Lone Star to get into this party??  

I heard about this place at one of my group therapy sessions, and thought I'd check it out.  I'll try to leave my bad habits at the door. 

I don't have much time to talk, and with my typing skills, that means I'm already outa time, so I'll have to jump in a little later;  after a day at the salt mine.  jd

[sheepdog]

Who ? 

[Loose}{Cannon]

JD!!!    Ya made it buddy.

LoneStar?   

[running-man]

Crap, we've gotta be more selective on who we let in guys! 

JD, good to see you!  I saw your hunting photos on that 'other forum'.   Where is that, Eastern Oregon?  Looks quite a bit like NM! 

[Worm]

Greetings from the 'other forum's' ban list.

Glad to have ya sir

[Dannyboy53]

Hi ya JD, glad you made it over!

[Greasemonkey]

JD?  John Deere? Jefferson Davis?? I know, JD Power

Welcome

[Greasemonkey]

Whoa, I figured it out, I'm a little slow today, John fricken Dillinger, whoa , a celebrity     

[Lmbass14]

Welcome from another newbie jd.  Lone Star?  That's pretty high class.  I'm bringing the Red, White and Blue myself.  $2 a case, can't beat it.

[XXXSKS]

Bout time


 ...............................Joe

[Justin Hell]

Welcome JD!

[jd?]

Heck, I was gonna bang out a little introduction, with some information about myself, but it looks like everyone here already knows the awful truth. 

Who was it that said, "I'd never belong to a club that would accept me as a member."?  Hmmm, I may have come up with my sig line.  Still gotta do the avatar thing also.

As an intro, I'll just say that I'm so brilliant that many folks don't relate to me and often  consider me stupid.  I'm an alcoholic dope fiend, (ex), who has incredibly sweaty feet, and a fetish for girls with three breasts.  I've never beat my wife, but we've only been married fourteen years.  I drive various trucks for a living, which means I'm almost smart enough to preform certain other human activities.  I feel a great kinship with you guys, and hope that we have very little in common.  jd

[Loose}{Cannon]

Bahahahahaha....   

Your lies are old, but you tell them well. 

[sheepdog]

Who was it that said, "I'd never belong to a club that would accept me as a member."?  Hmmm, I may have come up with my sig line.  Still gotta do the avatar thing also.

Say the secret word and win a a hundred dollars. It was Groucho.

[Greasemonkey]

JD?,  is it Jack Daniels??  Am I close??

[jd?]

Hah!!  I already googed it up and changed my profile.  AND-- found a page of great Marx Bro quotes that I'ma have to read for awhile.  jd