Laugh, this was at my old place when we first got married. 1200 sq ft with no garage. (I eventually did build a nice little 8x12 shed out back and wound up stacking most of my ammo on some pretty sturdy shelving outside.) When my daughter was born, the spare bedroom became hers. My wife was unhappy with the idea of tons of ammo around a newborn, so most cases migrated to other closets, under our bed, holding up the broken coffee table etc. That one case of Turkish 8mm stayed in the nether reaches of the closet for a couple years before my wife found it.

(that was actually the event that spurred the building of the outside shed!)