UPS botched my delivery. I signed electronically yesterday but they didn't leave it
Now I have to wait until Monday
But really, I'm fine, no need to get alarmed, I'm not a violent man, at least they didn't get between me and my feedbag
(need an angry dog emoji)
Oh, I feel a P32 Mommas and Poppas remix song a'comin on....
Monday, Monday, not so good for me
Monday mornin', it was all I hoped it wouldn't be
Oh Monday mornin', Monday mornin' UPS couldn't guarantee
That Monday evenin' my SKS would be here with me…....
Wanna borrow my ice pick, or if you ask real, real nice, I'll let you use my spoon
Whoa...I reread the I signed electronically but they didn't deliver it....personally, I would never do that with a firearm... You technically signed, all they gotta do is say it's been delivered, or leave it, and it just walks away from an unattended house. I would rather wait till the box is in my grundgy paws, and then sign. Granted, I hope the delivery guy is honest and has tons of integrity, but if not, prove you didn't recieve it, you already signed, and it is a firearm.
Hopefully I'm just tired and reading it wrong, after 17hrs at work and my mind is just fried from the day..